Title: Sir Roger de Coverley: a Christmas Oratorio: for Trebles, Basso, Tenor, Far Too Many Altos and Sopranos, and Chorus
Creator:
wemyssPrompt Number: 15
Rating: BBFC 15
Pairing/characters: Albus Severus Potter / Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (the Scorpion and the Asp); Harry (/ Ginny before she died); Draco (/ Aster before she died); Teddy; the Widow Tonks; the Widow Malfoy; Neville / Luna; Neville (/ Hannah before she died); Luna (/ Rolf before he died); Lily Luna; James Sirius; Rose; Hugo; Ron / Hermione; Molly / Arthur; Dudley / Elspeth; Blaise / Justin; Millicent / Susan; Tony / Eleanor; Seamus / Dean; Gabrielle / Den; Angelina / George; Freddy; Fleur / Bill; Kingsley et ux.; Minerva; Filius; Sluggers-what-ho-old-man-do-have-some-Madeira; Percy; Kreacher; the lot, really, cast-of-thousands
Warnings/content: Highlight to read *
Amused Dudley; Antic Teddy; Betjeman; C of E, the; Campanology; Christmas; Church architecture; Clifton-Taylor, Alec; Comedy of manners; Country-house architecture; Cunning plans that come off far better than is deserved; Cunning plans that don't quite come off; Dangerous Gran Molly; Embarrassing revelations; English choral music; Formidable grans and great-aunts; Formidable, huntin', 'g'-droppin' Andromeda; Gallant young subaltern James Sirius; Great and the Good, the; Happy endings (no, you Yanks, do get your minds out of the gutter, or, rather, yes, but not actually shown in detail); Hymns Ancient & Modern; Incorrigibly silly fishmonger's wife, an; Irritable Rose; Jealous shop-assistants at the greengrocer's; Jovial butchers; Larkin (and, yes, that be the verse you had in mind); Lessons and Carols, Wizarding; Listed buildings; Middle-aged widowers contemplating a spot of randiness of their own; Mince … pies; Oleaginous Slughorn; Overly-clever Ravenclaws; Overly-dramatic Draco; Past post-War violence and the death of spouses; Paternal pre-slash if you care to read it that way; Pevsner; Plots within plots; Poachers alarmed by a plague of owls; Positively magically preserved roodscreens; Raging Harry – at first; Rampageous Black Sisters; Randy young men; Real ale; Rector with more than meets the eye, a; RSPB bird-lore; Rural Somerset; Rurality; Seamus bearing whisky; Service families; Slytherin Lily Luna; Snarky warnings, obviously; Sneaky Albus Severus; Social comedy; Staunchly Hufflepuff Scorpius; Steely Ginny, God rest her; Stern Hugo; Subtle Narcissa; Twistiness and well-meant double-crosses; Unblushing prejudice against sprouts (and Brussels); Village cricketers; War memorials; Wodehousian aunts; Wodehousian humour.*
Medium or word count: Some 13684-ish words
Summary: In which Harry goes a bit mad at the thought of having Al's young man's ferrety father stop with them at Christmas, Al has Cunning Plans to make use of the impending social disaster, Thoroughly Nice Scorpius serenely sabotages the prospect of unpleasantness, Teddy howls – with laughter, James and Lily and Rose are Stroppy In the Extreme, Draco does his overly-dramatic martyr turn, and the remaining Black-Sisters-as-Were dispose competently of everyone's errors.
Notes: I am indebted to B and to BB for editing work and encouragement, and, as always, to the VCH, Geograph, the Ordnance Survey, Hubert Pragnell, West Somerset Council, the National Trust, SPAB, English Heritage, and any number of real ale breweries and pubs. I am particularly obliged to the prompter, and trust this shan't disappoint too greatly. From the nature of the prompt, and based upon the principles advanced in the DMLE Training Manual that prefaces this account, it seemed to me proper that Albus Severus and Scorpius, although by no means conspicuous by their absence, should be best seen through the eyes of their families, as it were almost in silhouette.
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( Sir Roger de Coverley: a Christmas Oratorio: for Trebles, Basso, Tenor, Far Too Many Altos and Sopranos, and Chorus )